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The Hottest F***in' Mini Sauce (1.5 fl oz)
Hottest Fuckin' Mini Sauce Hot Sauce (1.5 FL.OZ. / 44 ml): A travel size of the original. We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Pain is Good Louisiana Style Batch #218 Hot Sauce Mini (3.75 FL OZ)
Pain is Good - Batch #218 Hot Sauce Minis (3.75 FL.OZ. / 107 g): Deep in the bayou on the edge of the swamp, gators sun, crawfish boil, and etouffee simmers. This is the smaller version of the infamous Batch #218.
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero sauce brings you a delicious blend of Garlic and Habanero Peppers accompanied, of course, by a delightful burn. Use it on or in eggs, salsa, soups, dips, sauces, meats, seafood, and much more.
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
A Little Nukey Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 g): Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat. A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.
PETA Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
PETA Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): People for Eating Tasty Animals is the perfect hot sauce to go on all of your favorite meaty dishes. Loving all God's creatures next to my potatoes.
Weed Killer Hot Sauce
Weed Killer Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 140 g): Yahoo, it is Spicy hot sauce. Austin Grill says Be kind, eat good food, and tell the truth. Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, and Cumin. Ingredients: Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, Cumin, and Habanero Chile.
Hot Sauce From Hell (5 oz)
Habanero Hot Sauce From Hell (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): Beyond Hot. The worlds hottest hot sauce. This infamous sauce is great tasting and one of our best selling gift sauces. This Hot Sauce lives up to it's name. We dare you to try this on your huevos. It's never to late to pray. Ingredients: Habanero, Vinegar, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, and Spices Brand: From Hell - Ass Kickin Sauces Manufacturer: Southwest Specialty Food Awards: none
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): No recount needed. Al Gore's Top 10 Inventions: Internet, Sliced Bread, VHS Tapes, Apple Pie, Football, The Lock Box, 401K, Hot Sauce, Stupidity, Puppets and many many more... If you don't believe it, ask Lieberman, he'll tell you.
Burnin' Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Burning Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Born to Burn. George Walker has been good fodder for parody in the hot sauce biz.
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): ompetition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the ctaking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
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