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Pain is Good Louisiana Style Batch #218 Hot Sauce Mini (3.75 FL OZ)
Our Price: $4.95

Pain is Good - Batch #218 Hot Sauce Minis (3.75 FL.OZ. / 107 g): Deep in the bayou on the edge of the swamp, gators sun, crawfish boil, and etouffee simmers. This is the smaller version of the infamous Batch #218.
ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
Our Price: $5.00

ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on. After chugging down a bottle of hot sauce, especially this one, what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. P.S. You won't have any ass hairs left for dingleberries to cling to.
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero sauce brings you a delicious blend of Garlic and Habanero Peppers accompanied, of course, by a delightful burn. Use it on or in eggs, salsa, soups, dips, sauces, meats, seafood, and much more.
Bee Sting Honey n' Habanero Pepper Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

Bee Sting Honey n' Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Sweet and Hot. This is an Asian-Thai influenced, pan-cultural sweet-hot pepper sauce with a hint of garlic, onion, and lemon. You've heard of the infamous Africanized Killer Bees รป we've turned the tables on these prolific honey producers, which are actually the predominant bee species in the rainforests of Costa Rica, by tapping into their golden harvest to produce BeeSting Honey N' Habanero Pepper Sauce. Like honey to a bee, this sweet-hot concoction is a soothing, satisfying complement to your favorite dishes. Bee Sting Honey N' Habanero is excelent with rice dishes, curries, chicken, shrimp and steak, with vegetabels and tofu or anywhere you want a bit of Asian-style excitement. No artificial colors or flavors. Caution: This bee stings without warning.
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

A Little Nukey Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 g): Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat. A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.
Scorned Woman Chipotle & Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

Scorned Woman Chipotle and Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Don't get mad, get even. A mix of two great tastes, the chipotle pepper and garlic. Scorned Woman Chipotle Garlic is a subtle blend of smoky chipotle, garlic and aged red peppers provides a southwestern flavor with a little bit of heat. This sauce makes BBQ beef or Mexican dishes really stand out.
PETA Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.99

PETA Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): People for Eating Tasty Animals is the perfect hot sauce to go on all of your favorite meaty dishes. Loving all God's creatures next to my potatoes.
Weed Killer Hot Sauce
Our Price: $7.95

Weed Killer Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 140 g): Yahoo, it is Spicy. Austin Grill says Be kind, eat good food, and tell the truth. Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, and Cumin. Ingredients: Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, Cumin, and Habanero Chile.
Hot Sauce From Hell (5 oz)
Our Price: $7.95

Habanero Hot Sauce From Hell (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): Beyond Hot. The worlds hottest hot sauce. This infamous sauce is great tasting and one of our best selling gift sauces. This Hot Sauce lives up to it's name. We dare you to try this on your huevos. It's never to late to pray. Ingredients: Habanero, Vinegar, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, and Spices Brand: From Hell - Ass Kickin Sauces Manufacturer: Southwest Specialty Food Awards: none
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $7.95

Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): No recount needed. Al Gore's Top 10 Inventions: Internet, Sliced Bread, VHS Tapes, Apple Pie, Football, The Lock Box, 401K, Hot Sauce, Stupidity, Puppets and many many more... If you don't believe it, ask Lieberman, he'll tell you.