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The Hottest F***in' Mini Sauce (1.5 fl oz)
Hottest Fuckin' Mini Sauce Hot Sauce (1.5 FL.OZ. / 44 ml): A travel size of the original. We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero sauce brings you a delicious blend of Garlic and Habanero Peppers accompanied, of course, by a delightful burn. Use it on or in eggs, salsa, soups, dips, sauces, meats, seafood, and much more.
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
A Little Nukey Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 g): Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat. A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.
Weed Killer Hot Sauce
Weed Killer Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 140 g): Yahoo, it is Spicy hot sauce. Austin Grill says Be kind, eat good food, and tell the truth. Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, and Cumin. Ingredients: Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, Cumin, and Habanero Chile.
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): No recount needed. Al Gore's Top 10 Inventions: Internet, Sliced Bread, VHS Tapes, Apple Pie, Football, The Lock Box, 401K, Hot Sauce, Stupidity, Puppets and many many more... If you don't believe it, ask Lieberman, he'll tell you.
Burnin' Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Burning Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Born to Burn. George Walker has been good fodder for parody in the hot sauce biz.
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): We call the dude on the label the "Bones Man." He's a hard ridin' biker buddy of mine; who is always thought of himself as a bad motor scooter, until he tried the Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce. Now this hot sauce is not for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It is for people like Bones...people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills. The kink of folks who get their kicks Spittin' into the wind or arm rasslin with big women. Like Bones Man says every time he eats Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce - Thank gawd the only time I need my brains is when I ride. Have a great and Hot day. Crazy Jerry ain't so crazy after all... this stuff is GREAT.
Bad Day In Baghdad (5 FL OZ)
Bad Day at Baghdad Red Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Saddam's Final Warning. Baghdad... now just a sandbox in the desert. Endorsed by: UN Weapons Inspectors, The President, CIA, FBI, Israelis, KGB, Hells Angels, The Mafia, Allah, The Teamsters, Kuwaitis, Mickey and Minnie, Rambo, Yasir Arafat, 200 Million Americans, and You.
Jack Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Jack Ass Hot Sauce (5oz./142g) Ingredients: Jalapeno Peppers, Vinegar, Salt, Xantham Gum, Garlic, and Spices.
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): Do you have that "smart ass" friend or relative that always says "nothing is too hot for me."? That person prides themselves in pure palate pain. Enjoy today by giving that special person Dumb Ass Hot Sauce. It is so hot it is sure to please even the toughest hot sauce customer.
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