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The Hottest F***in' Mini Sauce (1.5 fl oz)
Our Price: $4.95

Hottest Fuckin' Mini Sauce Hot Sauce (1.5 FL.OZ. / 44 ml): A travel size of the original. We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

A Little Nukey Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 g): Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat. A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $7.95

Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): No recount needed. Al Gore's Top 10 Inventions: Internet, Sliced Bread, VHS Tapes, Apple Pie, Football, The Lock Box, 401K, Hot Sauce, Stupidity, Puppets and many many more... If you don't believe it, ask Lieberman, he'll tell you.
Bad Day In Baghdad (5 FL OZ)
Bad Day In Baghdad (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $9.95

Bad Day at Baghdad Red Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Saddam's Final Warning. Baghdad... now just a sandbox in the desert. Endorsed by: UN Weapons Inspectors, The President, CIA, FBI, Israelis, KGB, Hells Angels, The Mafia, Allah, The Teamsters, Kuwaitis, Mickey and Minnie, Rambo, Yasir Arafat, 200 Million Americans, and You.
Jack Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Jack Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $9.95

Jack Ass Hot Sauce (5oz./142g) Ingredients: Jalapeno Peppers, Vinegar, Salt, Xantham Gum, Garlic, and Spices.
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
Dumb Ass Hot Sauce
Our Price: $9.95

Dumb Ass Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): Do you have that "smart ass" friend or relative that always says "nothing is too hot for me."? That person prides themselves in pure palate pain. Enjoy today by giving that special person Dumb Ass Hot Sauce. It is so hot it is sure to please even the toughest hot sauce customer.
(5 FL OZ)
Ass Kickin' Ass Blaster Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $9.95

Ass Kickin' Ass Blaster Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): The Arizona crew never stops trying to give us the best variety of habanero infested products on the market. This new hot sauce is yet another worthy offering from the Southwest gang.
The Hottest F***in' Sauce (5 fl oz)
The Hottest F***in' Sauce (5 fl oz)
Our Price: $9.95

Hottest Fuckin' Sauce Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Pain is Good Jamaican Style Batch #114 Hot Sauce
Pain is Good Jamaican Style Batch #114 Hot Sauce (7.5 OZ)
Our Price: $9.95

Pain is Good Batch #114 Jamaican Hot Sauce (6.75 FL.OZ. / 200 ml): The Bajan version of the popular Pain is Good sauces. In the jungles of Jamaica, far from the soft, white beaches and luxury resorts, there is a small shack with a small garden. In the garden, Scotch Bonnet and Habanero Peppers are grown. In the shack, Jerk Sauce is made with them. In the mouths of those who eat it, a strange voodoo begins to take hold, consuming the body, mind, and soul in a fiery, hypnotic euphoria. In this bottle is that sauce. In this world there is not sensation quite like it. Pain is Good.
Choke Your Chicken Wing Sauce (12 FL OZ)
Choke Your Chicken Wing Sauce (12 FL OZ)
Our Price: $10.00

Choke Your Chicken Wing Sauce with Giant Chicken Keychain (12 FL.OZ. / 354 ml): Don't stroke it. Choke it. With this zesty wing sauce. Sure it's a little salty, but it's not hard to swallow. Your meat will never taste so good.