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The Hottest F***in' Mini Sauce (1.5 fl oz)
Our Price: $4.95

Hottest Fuckin' Mini Sauce Hot Sauce (1.5 FL.OZ. / 44 ml): A travel size of the original. We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The sauce is hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If this sauce burns intensely, do not be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You will feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Pain is Good Louisiana Style Batch #218 Hot Sauce Mini (3.75 FL OZ)
Our Price: $4.95

Pain is Good - Batch #218 Hot Sauce Minis (3.75 FL.OZ. / 107 g): Deep in the bayou on the edge of the swamp, gators sun, crawfish boil, and etouffee simmers. This is the smaller version of the infamous Batch #218.
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero sauce
Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero sauce brings you a delicious blend of Garlic and Habanero Peppers accompanied, of course, by a delightful burn. Use it on or in eggs, salsa, soups, dips, sauces, meats, seafood, and much more.
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
A Little Nukey (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $6.95

A Little Nukey Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 g): Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat. A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.
Weed Killer Hot Sauce
Weed Killer Hot Sauce
Our Price: $7.95

Weed Killer Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 140 g): Yahoo, it is Spicy hot sauce. Austin Grill says Be kind, eat good food, and tell the truth. Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, and Cumin. Ingredients: Water, Tomato Paste, Chile Arbol, Vinegar, Salt, Garlic, Cumin, and Habanero Chile.
Hot Sauce From Hell (5 oz)
Hot Sauce From Hell (5 oz)
Our Price: $7.95

Habanero Hot Sauce From Hell (5 FL.OZ. / 142 g): Beyond Hot. The worlds hottest hot sauce. This infamous sauce is great tasting and one of our best selling gift sauces. This Hot Sauce lives up to it's name. We dare you to try this on your huevos. It's never to late to pray. Ingredients: Habanero, Vinegar, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, and Spices Brand: From Hell - Ass Kickin Sauces Manufacturer: Southwest Specialty Food Awards: none
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $7.95

Al Gore's I Invented Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): No recount needed. Al Gore's Top 10 Inventions: Internet, Sliced Bread, VHS Tapes, Apple Pie, Football, The Lock Box, 401K, Hot Sauce, Stupidity, Puppets and many many more... If you don't believe it, ask Lieberman, he'll tell you.
Burnin' Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Burnin' Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $7.95

Burning Bush Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): Born to Burn. George Walker has been good fodder for parody in the hot sauce biz.
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Our Price: $7.95

Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): ompetition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the ctaking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Hot Sauce
Our Price: $8.95

Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): We call the dude on the label the "Bones Man." He's a hard ridin' biker buddy of mine; who is always thought of himself as a bad motor scooter, until he tried the Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce. Now this hot sauce is not for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It is for people like Bones...people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills. The kink of folks who get their kicks Spittin' into the wind or arm rasslin with big women. Like Bones Man says every time he eats Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin Hot Sauce - Thank gawd the only time I need my brains is when I ride. Have a great and Hot day. Crazy Jerry ain't so crazy after all... this stuff is GREAT.