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Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Tahiti Joe's Polynesian Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): This is the beginning saga of Tahiti Joe and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti Joe went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine.). Then after a few months, Tahiti Joe blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey, etc. It resulted in a sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the islands. Tahiti Joe had to name the new sauce Polynesian Hot Sauce. A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, bbq, marinade or even in a Polynesian Mary.
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): ompetition. With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the ctaking no chances of the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
Tahiti Joe's Volcano Ahi Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ)
Tahiti Joe's Volcano Ahi Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): Do you want to know why Tahiti Joe took his original Polynesian Sauce and made it hotter while keeping its tropical flavor? Because all you chileheads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves your waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination. P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using. P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect.
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