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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): When Tahiti
Joe's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father),
Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it
in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With
that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the
islands to ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In taking no chances of
the Killer Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts
on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect
the jewels you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light
and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great
fight, but no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his
getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the
connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time
you get orange crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will
take the pain away for good. P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in
the beginning, it will get you in THE END. P.S.S. Banned by all
Proctologists.
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